I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 605: Six Times A Week

“Ye Lin classmate, can you open a bag of marshmallows for me?”

Xiao Qin was holding a bag of marshmallows and she pleaded to me with a pitiful expression, with the index finger of her other hand placed by her mouth.

It’s just a bag of marshmallows, you don’t have to try and act cute. If you want to eat it, then open it yourself.contemporary romance

I waved her hands to let her know she could do whatever she wants. Xiao Qin happily tore open the package and put the largest marshmallow onto a skewer.

She began to roast it over the fire and it didn’t take long for the outside to turn golden brown with a gooey inside. The aroma spread around the camp with the assistance of the mountain winds.

“I want to eat it too.” Xiong YaoYue came over with a bunch more skewers she swiped from the class leader. The class leader failed to take precautions because she was preoccupied playing with the dog.

After each of them ate a delicious roasted marshmallow, Xiao Qin gave the third one she roasted to me, then she poked Xiong YaoYue’s back.

“Winnie, let’s roast a couple more marshmallows and share it with our classmates.”

“Huh, they can roast it themselves, why do we have to share it with them?” Xiong YaoYue didn’t understand Xiao Qin’s intentions.

I blew on the marshmallow that was still steaming hot and was also baffled by her suggestion.

When did Xiao Qin start caring about her other classmates? Even improving her relationship with Xiong YaoYue today was already shocking enough.

“(*^__^*) Hehe… marshmallows might be tasty, but they don’t have a lot of nutrition and it fills you up…”

“If we share more with others, they will get full and won’t fight over the more expensive foods. The barbecued seafood and steak will all belong to us.”

“That’s right.” Xiong YaoYue slapped her thigh, “That’s a good idea. Give me ten skewers and I’ll roast them right now.”

“Careful, it’s too close to the fire, it’s going to catch on fire again.” Xiao Qin reminded her.

Thus, the two of them who had ulterior motives, roasted a lot of marshmallows and began distributing them. Of course, Xiao Qin could only hand them to the girls, Xiong YaoYue was responsible for all the boys.

“How dare you not eat what I give you?”

Xiong YaoYue threatened violence towards the boys who didn’t really like sweets.

On the contrary, the girls all really liked eating sweets. If there was no danger of gaining weight, the girls would be as obsessed with sweets as men are obsessed with tobacco and alcohol.

The class leader also took a roasted marshmallow from Xiao Qin, but she purposely chose a smaller one.

As long as there was food in the class leader’s hand, Obama would stare right at it to see if there was also a share for him.

Shoot, all the effort put into losing weight just went down the drain. Obama’s going to eat so much his owner won’t recognize him one he returns home.

“I’m not going to eat any. My mom says too much sugar will rot your teeth…”

Gong CaiCai was standing as far away from Obama as possible and she rejected Xiao Qin’s marshmallows.

“If you’re not going to eat it, then I’ll poke your boobs out.” Xiao Qin waved around the sharp skewers.

Do you think Gong CaiCai’s breasts are balloons? If you stab her, a lot of guys will start screaming before Gong CaiCai even screams.

Gong CaiCai could only accept the marshmallow with tears in her eyes and slowly eat it.

“Eh, I never knew roasted marshmallows are this delicious…” Gong CaiCai paused after taking a bite, “But I ate so much sugar behind my mother’s back, I’m a bad child…”

Eating a bit of sugar makes you a bad child? I think it’s way too easy to become a bad person based on your family standards.

“Is it good?” Unexpectedly, Zhuang Ni floated over to me like a spirit.

The fire at the center was very hot, so no one would normally approach unless they needed to dry their clothes like me.

“Do you want some too?” I pointed to the half filled package of marshmallows and waved the skewer that was in my hand.

Zhuang Ni’s pupils were lighter in color, so it often gives the impression that her black eye circles were the main focus of her face.

At this moment, her pupils reflected the light of the fire and seemed to be warmer in color.

But her tone was still ice cold.

“Hmph, if I accidentally accepted food from a man, after knowing the truth, I will immediately flush my stomach and give myself an enema to remove all traces of men.”

No need to say more, your disgust for men is already overflowing. I don’t think flushing your stomach is a big deal, but you shouldn’t mention enemas in front of the opposite sex.

It would just make me think of the stuff my family’s store sells like enema syringes and douches…

“Tsk.” I put on a face of disdain, “If you hate men that much, why did you come here to talk to me?”

“I’m here to negotiate.”

“Negotiate?”

Zhuang Ni nodded and crossed her hands in front of her skirt in a dignified pose.

“Scum Ye, you’re doing a good job. Keep doing what you’re doing and make the class leader disillusioned about men, then she will throw herself into my arms.”

Who are you calling scum leaf?! How did you hear about the nickname those hoodlums gave me?!

Besides, what did I do? I didn’t do anything, so why would the class leader get hurt because of me?

“It’s fine if you don’t understand, rather, it’s better if you don’t.” Zhuang Ni looked at the class leader and smiled mysteriously, “The happier the class leader appears to be when playing with the dog, the lonelier she is on the inside. Only a girl, like me, can feel it.”

“That’s why, crude creatures like men should have went extinct with the dinosaurs.”

Stop randomly changing evolutionary history, there were no humans in the Cretacious Period!

And if we were in the savage ages, how would women survive without strong men? There would be fierce beasts and poisonous bugs everywhere!

The only ones who would be able to fight are the class leader and Xiong YaoYue. Or are you going to be like Gong CaiCai and join the class leader and Xiong YaoYue’s joint harem? Why does it feel so wrong…

“You’ve masturbated to the class leader’s photo before, right?” Zhuang Ni suddenly asked.

“N-no, never.” I quickly denied it. I was nervous because I almost did once and it was to a photo of Shu Zhe in women’s clothing who I thought was the class leader.

Zhuang Ni snorted, “You must have done it before if you’re stammering. Men all want to take beautiful things for themselves, then humiliate and destroy it, right?”

“And you also want another one when you already have one. Who knows how many girls you have lustful thoughts towards.”

For some reason, I blushed, but felt that Zhuang Ni was not qualified to criticize me.

“Hey, so you’re saying you’re dedicated? If you already confessed to the class leader, don’t lay your hands on Gong CaiCai. Are you not scum for tricking Gong CaiCai and feeling her breasts? Your the one who’s scum Ni.”

“Hmph, I appreciate beautiful things, not destroy them.” Zhuang Ni argued.

“I didn’t destroy it either! I also appreciate them. I want to start a large harem and appreciate them every day.”

I don’t really know who I mean by ‘them’, but I just said some random things to try and piss off Zhuang Ni.

“A harem?” Zhuang Ni sneered, “It might be our first time meeting, but I’m certain Xiao Qin is head over heels for you. If you’re not afraid of death, then you can try Xiong YaoYue…”

Zhuang Ni has been away from school for a long time, so she wasn’t used to calling Xiong YaoYue by Winnie.

“I like the class leader and I don’t want my cute Gong CaiCai to fall into the hands of a man, but as for Xiong YaoYue…”

Zhuang Ni glanced at Xiong YaoYue, who was closely observing the meat and didn’t realize her face had turned black from the smoke.

“If it’s Xiong YaoYue, then you can have her if you want…”

This is clear discrimination towards tomboys? Are they not qualified to be your partner?

Zhuang Ni’s voice suddenly turned sharper and she stuck her right hand into her skirt pocket like she was gripping something.

“Ye Lin, I didn’t come out today to climb a mountain. I came because I had something to tell you face to face.”

Although she wasn’t as tall as the class leader, her lips could still reach my ear if she stood on her tip toes.

“I’m warning you, the class leader is the strongest, most independent, most intelligent, and most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen… If you dare to play with the class leader and then abandon her, I’ll kill you.”

Zhuang Ni’s voice was as cold as a blade.

“Starting with your genitals, I’ll use a box cutter and cut it up centimeter by centimeter.”

“I think I’ll only need to cut it six times.”

Whose genitals is only six centimeters, stop looking down on me!

“Ye Lin, I always keep my word. How many times a week do you masturbate to the class leader’s picture?”

“I already said I’ve never done it before.”

“A gutless bandit who refuses to admit the truth…” Zhuang Ni lowered her voice and smiled, “Six times a week for me.”

“What, what six times a week?”

“Stop pretending, you know, but refuse to admit it.”

I now kind of understand why the class leader is always at a disadvantage when it comes to Zhuang Ni. She’s someone who says and does whatever she wants. It’s hard to tell what’s real or fake on what she says, but it really is annoying.

“Since I do it six times a week, my love for the class leader is greater than yours, so don’t even think about trying to best me.”

“What are you talking about, that means nothing. If that symbolizes love, then I could also…”

“You could also what? Are you going to do it seven times a week without resting on Sundays?”

“Do you rest on Sundays? I guess it’s hard for you those other six days, but the class leader’s picture can finally have a rest for one day.”

I couldn’t help but mock.

“…. on Sunday I’ll use Gong CaiCai’s picture.”

I think you’re the scum here. You gave six days to the class leader, but only left one for Gong CaiCai?

After threatening me to not lay my hands on the class leader, she turned to leave. Before she left, she eyed the bag of marshmallows that was on the ground.

“Marshmallows imported from America might not be safe either. Last time there was an incident where it had excessive amounts of sodium phosphate and was destroyed on the spot.”

Seeing I didn’t react to sodium phosphate, she said: “A sodium phosphate solution is used for enemas during surgery…”

An enema again? I think you’re the one who likes to wreck beautiful things. The marshmallows were clearly delicious, but now I think there’s a weird taste.

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