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Mr. Kane Got Blacklisted by Eleven Jewell

Chapter 715
"God, bless my underwear,
My only pair.
Stand beside them,
As they sit in a heap by the chair.
From the washer,
To the clothesline,
To my dresser drawer,
To my rear..." i
Stella and Keegan were stunned.
The edge of Stella's mouth twitched. "Is this supposed to be a lullaby?"
Keegan pursed his lips. "It's my first time listening to it too."
Vermont sent it to him and told him that it was the best lullaby ever, but he had never played it.
'I should've known that I can't trust this idiot!
'What kind of rubbish is this?!' he thought.
Stella then figured that it might really help Vermont to sleep judging by what he liked. However, she was very sure that he did not
send it to Keegan for the same reason.
Stella tried to hold her laughter in before she said softly, "I feel more awake now thanks to you. Bye."
Then, she hung up before Keegan could say anything.
Keegan held his phone in his hand, looking very annoyed. He thought,' Vermont is such a moron. Everything was going so well
until I played his stupid lullaby!'

Vermont continuously sneezed a few times when he was testing his game out.
He stood up and poured himself a cup of tea. Then, his doorbell rang.
He opened the door and saw Felicity standing outside with a bag of food in her hand. "How could you put the wrong address for
your takeouts?"
Vermont smiled and said, "I just didn't want to expose my real address."
The edge of Felicity's mouth twitched. "So, you exposed mine?"
"We're neighbors, so we should help each other."
He took the food from Felicity and paused before he asked, "Do you want some?"
Felicity was not hungry, but the smell of grilled fish was too appetizing. Her stomach growled when she was carrying it to
Vermont's house.
So, she coughed and pretended to be ladylike after hearing Vermont's question. "It's already late. I'll gain weight if I eat now.’
A man with high EQ would definitely tell her that she was not fat at all, so she could have an excuse for herself to eat with him.
However, Vermont said the complete opposite. "There's no need for a short person like you to be in shape. Your build is like a
cute potato, and you'd look like a longheaded grasshopper if you were skinnier. Do you know how ugly that is?"
Felicity trembled with rage. She stomped on his foot before turning around and walking away.
"Fuck!" Vermont yelled. He ignored the pain and put down the food in his hand. Then, he reached out to grab her wrist and
dragged her to him. "I invited you to eat with me, yet you stomped on my foot? Did you really think I have no temper?"
Felicity glowered at him. "You're the longheaded grasshopper! Everyone in your family is a longheaded grasshopper!"
Vermont laughed. "It was just an adjective. Why did you get so mad?"
Then, she pinched her face. ’Come on, eat with me. I can't finish everything on my own anyway. It'd be so boring to eat alone."
Felicity swept her gaze across him. "You're too humble. Did you forget that time when you ate three bowls of rice, yet you still
weren't full?"

"That's because the food you made was too delicious," Vermont said with a smile. "Have you met anyone as supportive as me?"
"Stop finding excuses for your big belly!"
"I really can't finish it." Vermont's voice turned softer. "It's mainly because nobody else can make better food than you. All our
dear farmers' efforts would go to waste if I threw the leftover away, right?"
Felicity was delighted to hear Vermont's praise. So, she coughed before she said, "I'm not hungry, but I feel sorry for the
farmers."

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