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The Untouchable Ex Wife by Mizuki Sei

“What the hell???”
Leia was staring at the leg of lamb and salivating wildly when she heard what Xavier said. It was so sudden that it stunned her.
“I still remember the bold words you said on the speedboat. I, Xavier, have rarely been impressed with anyone, especially
women, but after hearing what you said, I’m completely impressed. Don’t let me down now.”
“What bold words? I say lots of bold words all the time. You can’t expect me to remember all of them.”
Leia feigned ignorance and said, “Wow, the leg of lamb looks so good...”
“It’s okay if you don’t remember because I do. I can remind you. You said you would show him your skills with a knife, you said
you would castrate him and turn him into an eunuch, you said you would force him to his knees to apologize, etc...”
Xavier crossed his long legs and said mischievously. He kept fanning the flames, trying to turn the situation chaotic.
“D-Did I say that?”
Leia shrunk back. Cold sweat broke out on her forehead.
Yes, she was indeed determined to fight Stefan to the death when she was on the speedboat, but after seeing Stefan’s dignified
and proud demeanor, her attitude immediately softened. She was the one who almost ended up kneeling.
“What are you guys talking about? You two are acting so weird.”
While slicing the roasted leg of lamb, Renee smelled something funny in the air. It smelled like the scent of... a budding love
relationship?
That’s great! They held the welcoming feast to set those two up in the first place!
Renee bumped Stefan’s leg and commanded, “Stefan, don’t just sit there and wait to be served. Do your duty as a host. Give a
toast to my bestie and your bro and wish them a long-lasting relationship... I mean long-lasting health and vitality!”
“Yes, honey!”
Stefan, like a good husband that he was, did as Renee ordered. He poured a glass of champagne each for Leia and Xavier and
spoke with a rare enthusiasm, “A toast for you two on behalf of my wife and myself.”

Xavier joked, “Bro, this isn’t a business meal. Stop being so formal. You don’t even hold liquor that well. Leave the drinking to me
and Leia.”
After saying that, he touched Leia’s glass with his and said with a smile, “I heard you can hold your liquor. I happen to be a good
drinker myself. Let’s have a drinking contest tonight.”
Leia turned her head away in refusal. “I’m not gonna have a drinking contest with a playboy.”
“I see. You must be really eager to perform, then.”
Xavier told Stefan seriously, “Bro, Leia has a performance she wants to show you...”
“Since destiny has brought us together on this fateful day, there’s no need for words. Let’s speak with our drinks.”
Leia immediately had a change in attitude. She downed her champagne in one go.
Xavier nodded in satisfaction and said, “Our little Leia is indeed a very flexible woman. I’m impressed.”
Leia Osborne felt more and more interesting to him.
She would say the fiercest words and then act in the most cowardly manner. He found her quite adorable.
“Ace!”
“One more glass! Another one!”
And so, the two of them got into a drinking contest. Leia was determined to make Xavier collapse to get her revenge.
Stefan, Renee, Adie, and Abby stared at them, dumbfounded.
Stefan: “Your bestie drinks as much as you do.”
Renee: “Your buddy can’t even beat a woman at drinking.”
Abby: “Are they dating?”
Adie: “I don’t know, but they’ve definitely gone mad.”

As she got more drunk, Leia’s behavior became increasingly rowdy and unrestrained. Renee felt like things were developing in
the wrong direction.
‘This won’t do. If this goes on, they’ll become buddies instead of lovers!’
In truth, the reason Leia had remained single for so many years was because of her boisterous personality. She was really thick
when it came to love affairs. She ended up treating everyone who confessed to her or showed interest in her as her buddy.
This time, Renee would not leave her be.

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